This will be the prologue if this blog ever becomes an actual book. Because I have determined that is how I will make my millions. Let's face it - I'm a teacher. We don't even make enough to rationalize buying a lottery ticket; so making my millions in the lotto is totally out of the question ... plus there are two things that I totally and completely suck at in life:
1. timing ... always has been and always will be HORRIBLE. My friend from Ecuador has told me before that I'm the whitest latino she knows ... and it's totally due to my lack of concern for being punctual to ANYTHING in life.
2. dumb luck ... I don't have it. I've never so much as won a game of bingo in my life. So the odds of me winning the lottery ... I mean is it possible to have a negative number against a gazillion??!
So that, my friends, is why I have begun this adventure. I'm a single, almost-30 (cringe) female teacher, who still waits tables to get by. I need a back-up plan; a way to make millions (or just like an extra 10 grand) without selling my soul (or body parts ... I drink way too much to sell a kidney or part of my liver) or relying on my non-existent dumb-luck.
Oh right the prologue ... well I suppose the prior was my introduction to the prologue?? Is that even possible?? Whatever. This is my blog and my story, and I dance to my own beat; which in turn, means that I will write my own rules. Enjoy.
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